Urgh

I have gotten so many emails from angsty teens ever since I mentioned Hatchet was my sister.

I'm not sure when my sister became some sort of goth/emo icon. But if you met her in real life, she would not talk to you about the "beauty of death" or the "agony of life". She would just kill you. Seriously. 'Serial killer' doesn't even really cover it, because a serial killer usually has more of a motive than "I have a pointy object. I should totally kill someone with it. That would rule."

And for the last time, she is NOT the Angel of Death. She just ate him and gained his powers. So she's more like a nephilim.

No more emails about Eliza! Seriously guys. My inbox, she can't take it.