Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Reports of My Death are Greatly Exaggerated

"Though the search for his body continues, experts say they are extremely unlikely to find supervillain Doctor Cataclysm alive inside the wreckage of his aerial superfortress, dubbed "The Eye". Experts on fusion reactors from the Brannigan Institute, like Doctor Kyle Yukizama, have claimed that, "Duranium armor or not, Nothing could have survived that explosion." " -- Taken from the New Vineyard Chronicle website.

Despite what "experts" are saying, I am alive. I am also in a LOT of pain...I think I broke a few ribs, and my shoulder has definitely been dislocated, but, other than that, I'm doing as well as I can be, I suppose.

Guess I'll get that new armor after all. More when I wake up--these meds are starting to knock me out.

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