Back to Basics

As many clips as I look at on Youtube and as hard as I try to remember, I still have no idea why Load and Hex were dressed up as firefighters.

Anyway, I've decided that I'm making my plans too complicated. I need to get back to my roots.

Step one is simple: steal a space shuttle.

I'll show those jerks that I deserve a place in the next awards show. Muhaha.

Project Infamy is a go.

Aftermath

I'm not entirely sure how much we drank during the Decade's Finest, but when I woke up, I was on the couch with Deirdre sleeping on my chest like a cat, Lock was passed out with a bottle of wine in the destroyed remains of Deirdre's old crib, Load and Hex were in Hex and I's bed, both dressed like firefighters, Jack Knife was passed out with his head resting on the toilet seat, handcuffed to Red Water, who had passed out in the bathtub (which was also half-filled with gin), and Mechanor was in the kitchen making cinnamon rolls for everyone.

I honestly didn't remember the ceremony or our party until I watched it on youtube.

And by "it", I should mean, "them", because both our party and the ceremony had been uploaded, presumably by Kushiel on Lock and Load's orders.

I can't believe Quizzer won an award and I wasn't even nominated. Oh well, at least I got most of my villain predictions right. It makes sense that Death's Head won over Eliza, but I honestly don't envy the judge that made that decision.

Ow.

sweet dear christ i am hung over. wtf, it's wednesday?!

STILL A Little Perturbed

Just a little.

Okay, well, maybe it's because there aren't a whole lot of categories for villains. I mean, it's not like any of Quizzer's other enemies got into the list. I mean, I'm not exactly a new villain. I was Bulldozer for years before following in the Doc's footprints.

If there was a Best Legacy Villain category, I'd be a shoe-in for that. They couldn't not nominate me for that.

But still...if Quizzer's in the running, I should be in there, somewhere. I'm his nemesis for crying out loud!

Feh. Screw it. I'm going to go attack the city with a giant robot manticore.

Welcome back from Spring Break, Quizzer. Hope you don't have to get up early for school tomorrow. Mwahaha.

Ug

So, I'm finished.

Yes, I know that I've been away a while, but I had a reason this time--I've been in Japan.

You know, I didn't realize, given some of my gadgets and previous plans, how bad that last sentence sounds until I typed it out. No, I didn't cause the earthquake, I was actually helping rebuild.

Normally I just would have donated, but O.G.R.E put out an all-points bulletin to villains around the globe for aid, and, well, it always pays to help out a big villain organization in need. I mean, O.G.R.E. has its fingers in a lot of pies.

Wow, I almost sound like a legitimate villain.

And,yes, before anyone asks, I am just slightly bitter about not getting nominated for anything at the Decade's Finest. I mean, okay, there are only two categories, I wasn't expecting to win, but if my freaking nemesis gets nominated, I should be on there somewhere, you know?

Bah, enough sulking. I have a date with New Vineyard and a giant robot...of some sort to plan. I mean, I have the giant robot parts just lying around, got to do something with them.

Should probably get it done before the ceremony in a week, though. Otheriwse it'd be like a bank heist during the Super Bowl--very successful but also somewhat unsatisfying since no one's around to menace.

Almost Finished

So, while Quizzer has been trying to keep Wailing Kate from stealing that Shakespeare exhibit, I've been re-building my lair from the ground up, this time nestled in the base of the New Vineyard's artificial island. Just another week or so and I'll be up and running again.

I managed to scavenge a lot of parts from the robot lion when I went back to pick up what I could from the base. Not sure what to do with it, though, because that thing spectacularly failed twice, but it's got to have some use.

Is anybody else as excited as I am for the Decade's Finest award ceremony? I mean, this is the first big superbeing award ceremony they've had since the Supey's was vaporized from orbit by that Devias robot clone.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not expecting to get an award or anything--there are only like three villain awards and I'm pretty sure the only reason they're there is to discourage orbital deathrays, but, still...it'd be kinda cool if I did somehow win.

My bet, though, is that Worst Villain will be Rakshasa, Worst New Villain will be Cyanide, and Worst Evil Plan will go to the Rakshasa's convoluted President plan. There's some talk that Rakshasa'll be disallowed, though, in which case Worst Villain would be my sister, and Worst Evil Plan would be when Tallow was revealed to have replaced, like a quarter of every legislative branch in Europe and North America with wax clones.

Working Hard

Making a new base is harder than I remember it being.

Still, it's going well. As cool as the old base was, I'm loving how this is turning out. The old place had some problems, what with being originally designed to be a temporary workstation.

Also, I'll be able to get internet too, which is awesome.

Today, however, I mostly rested, watched tv, and played Hypno Bubble. I'm going to need the rest, too, because tomorrow I start Deirdre-proofing the place. That's going to be a bitch. It's bad enough my lair has to be toddler-proofed, but this kid is part god. You'd think that'd make it easier, but trying to prevent a kid from choking on small objects is pretty hard when she can crush larger objects into asphyxiation-sized chunks with her bare hands.

In other news, Judy keeps trying to contact me. She still says she had our kid, presumably cloned by mixing my cells and her cells. Though, I know I came to this conclusion myself, but the more I think about it the more it bothers me. Judy's a physicist and an engineer. As far as I know, she's got no experience with cloning tech. But I've seen pictures and, well, there's family resemblance, iincluding the telltale flame red hair. I'm not sure what to do. If I ignore the kid...even though I didn't have any part in making her, does that make me a deadbeat?

Also, my god Sinapse is annoying. I mean, I thought that vampire, Sanguinous, was the most annoying of Quizzer's enemies but, nope. It's like he read a book on how to be the most stereotypical megalomaniac he can be. He's treacherous, he's conceited, he's greedy, and, worst of all, his goal is to, of course, take over the world.

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with villains that want to conquer to the world, but it's just not a realistic goal. Not for one person, not even for one country. When you get right down to it, the planet's too big and it has too many people on it.

Also, I've always thought telepathy/mind control was a creepy power, especially in the hands of a villain. I mean...think about it.

Oh well, now I'm ranting. Back to hypno-bubble.