Hihi everyone, this is Judy, Silas's girlfriend. I'm covering for him while he figures out a way to get wifi in the mole machine. He does alright above ground, but we haven't been able to beam the tubes through the earth just yet.
Okay. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, it's time to say embarrassing things about Silas.
Don't give me that look. He's so adorable when he's flustered. Picture a nearly seven foot tall redhead built like a brick wall with glowing red eyes blushing and stammering, "God Damnit, Judy."
Okay, so, Silas is so sweet. You wouldn't think it at first, but he's just so awkward and loveable, like a really big dog. And he's such a complete romantic, in an insecure way. Like Don Juan with crippling self esteem issues.
I'm totally in love. You know it's for real when he lets you roll around in his pile of money.
Okay, that's probably enough to make him sufficiently flustered for maximum blush. It really doesn't take much.
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