Judy Again

Hey guys, this is June Bug, once again teaching Silas a lesson for giving me his account name and password.

Why hasn't he updated in like two and a half weeks? He'd say he's been busy. The truth is, he's been burrowing in that oversized drill and having a great time this whole time. Apparently it's really, really fun.

He still won't let me play with it, though. Which is making me hardcore pouty in his general direction.

So, since Doctor Cataclysm isn't willing to talk on his blog, it's time once again for Embarrassing Facts About Silas.

Embarrassing Fact One: Silas still has his childhood teddy bear. He keeps it in his closet and sometimes brings it out and talks to it when he thinks I'm not around. It's so adorable. The bear's name is Lieutenant Sniffles.

Embarrassing Fact Two: Silas talks in his sleep. Mostly nonsense. Once he said, "Look out for the tuna factory."

That's all for now. Hopefully Silas will stop playing around with his drill and come up for air sometime soon,

Heh. Boys.

From the Desk of June Bug

Hihi everyone, this is Judy, Silas's girlfriend. I'm covering for him while he figures out a way to get wifi in the mole machine. He does alright above ground, but we haven't been able to beam the tubes through the earth just yet.

Okay. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, it's time to say embarrassing things about Silas.

Don't give me that look. He's so adorable when he's flustered. Picture a nearly seven foot tall redhead built like a brick wall with glowing red eyes blushing and stammering, "God Damnit, Judy."

Okay, so, Silas is so sweet. You wouldn't think it at first, but he's just so awkward and loveable, like a really big dog. And he's such a complete romantic, in an insecure way. Like Don Juan with crippling self esteem issues.

I'm totally in love. You know it's for real when he lets you roll around in his pile of money.

Okay, that's probably enough to make him sufficiently flustered for maximum blush. It really doesn't take much.