Happy Thanksgiving

.....even though pretty much the only things I'm thankful for are this mole machine and Judy.

So apparently The Badger has vowed to put my reign of burrowing terror to an end. Pft. I'd like to see him try. I may not be the best villain, but I'm way out of that guy's league.

He might not need to try to bring me in, though. I dunno, I'm just starting to really miss Judy. And I really want some kind of Chinese food. It is impossible to get someone to deliver to a mole machine. Not that I haven't tried.

Maybe I'll go grab a turkey somewhere and go back to the lair. I can always been emo and whiny again tomorrow.

More later.

Damnit Judy

I really need to change my password.

Anyway, yeah, her post was, thought mortifying, accurate. You guys seriously don't know how fun this thing is.

Though I haven't really gotten around to threatening the city yet. Mostly, I've just made, um, a bunch of earthquakes all throughout the midwest. That's villainy. People in the midwest freak the hell out whenever there's an earthquake. It's hilarious.

Okay yes I could be using this to my advantage and maybe I've been underground a bit too long. But, besides Judy, why should I ever leave? I have wifi down here and enough food and water to last months. Up there it's just demons threatening me and increasingly horrible villainy.

Yes, I'm having a nervous breakdown. But to hell with it, the break's been really nice.

More later. Maybe. If I feel like it.

Judy Again

Hey guys, this is June Bug, once again teaching Silas a lesson for giving me his account name and password.

Why hasn't he updated in like two and a half weeks? He'd say he's been busy. The truth is, he's been burrowing in that oversized drill and having a great time this whole time. Apparently it's really, really fun.

He still won't let me play with it, though. Which is making me hardcore pouty in his general direction.

So, since Doctor Cataclysm isn't willing to talk on his blog, it's time once again for Embarrassing Facts About Silas.

Embarrassing Fact One: Silas still has his childhood teddy bear. He keeps it in his closet and sometimes brings it out and talks to it when he thinks I'm not around. It's so adorable. The bear's name is Lieutenant Sniffles.

Embarrassing Fact Two: Silas talks in his sleep. Mostly nonsense. Once he said, "Look out for the tuna factory."

That's all for now. Hopefully Silas will stop playing around with his drill and come up for air sometime soon,

Heh. Boys.

Mwahahaha!

I am a master of technology! After a day of toiling, I now have wifi underground!

Now, I'm not usually the most boastful guy, but, come on. Internet underground. I even have cell phone reception. All I had to do was commandeer a military satilite and then remotely alter its function on a massive scale.

So, anyway, yes, now that I have internet I can turn this baby on the city tomorrow. That's gonna be fun.

Where did I get a skyscraper-sized mole machine? It was one of the old Doc's inventions. Mostly it was just lying around. But I thought, hey, why not take it for a spin and threaten to undermine the geological structure of the entire island?

Gonna make my demands, break something as an example (probably Brannigan) tomorrow. More then.

Villainy Update

You know that saying, "when you have a (blank), everything looks like (activity you do you blank)"?

Well, apparently, when you have a mole machine the size of a sky scraper, everything looks like something you need to drill into.

More later.