Wednesday, June 18, 2008

New (?) Villain in Town

Right at this moment, a girl in beetle-esque power armor is holding the head of Brannigan's New Vineyard branch by his neck several thousand feet above the city. Because of her bronze armor and the fact she seems to have some sort of gravity-manipulator that enables her to smash into objects with substantially more mass than she actually has, and the month, the press has labeled her "June Bug". She has yet to make any demands, but apparently smashed through the upper levels of Brannigan Towers and grabbed him after saying something about "Needing to talk to him about some of his gender policies."

...is it just me, or does this all sound familiar? Gravity manipulation, a score to settle with Brannigan...

God, I hope Judy knows what she's doing. If it is Judy.

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