Back to Basics

As many clips as I look at on Youtube and as hard as I try to remember, I still have no idea why Load and Hex were dressed up as firefighters.

Anyway, I've decided that I'm making my plans too complicated. I need to get back to my roots.

Step one is simple: steal a space shuttle.

I'll show those jerks that I deserve a place in the next awards show. Muhaha.

Project Infamy is a go.

Aftermath

I'm not entirely sure how much we drank during the Decade's Finest, but when I woke up, I was on the couch with Deirdre sleeping on my chest like a cat, Lock was passed out with a bottle of wine in the destroyed remains of Deirdre's old crib, Load and Hex were in Hex and I's bed, both dressed like firefighters, Jack Knife was passed out with his head resting on the toilet seat, handcuffed to Red Water, who had passed out in the bathtub (which was also half-filled with gin), and Mechanor was in the kitchen making cinnamon rolls for everyone.

I honestly didn't remember the ceremony or our party until I watched it on youtube.

And by "it", I should mean, "them", because both our party and the ceremony had been uploaded, presumably by Kushiel on Lock and Load's orders.

I can't believe Quizzer won an award and I wasn't even nominated. Oh well, at least I got most of my villain predictions right. It makes sense that Death's Head won over Eliza, but I honestly don't envy the judge that made that decision.

Ow.

sweet dear christ i am hung over. wtf, it's wednesday?!