When she's older, and asks for a pony, I am going to tell Deirdre no.
When she asks why, I will respond, "Because you destroyed Daddy's goddamn love life."
Yes, I'll swear at her. I'm a villain--like I care if she cusses. Not like she's not going to be home schooled or anything. Can't really send someone with her likely power to a public school. Or even a private one, unless there's some bizarre private school for the children of super villains.
...maybe I shoult start that.
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Uhm... Can I teach at that school? I promise to only teach the finest villain tricks around... And I need a frickin' job. ;))
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, congrats.
I agree, I need a job too. So if you start an evil villain school count me in. ;)
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