1. Make a giant bowl of popcorn.
2. Sit in front of the news.
3. Watch all the heroes in the midwest try to stop the mile-high magma monster.
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- Doctor Cataclysm
- I'm currently the resident super-villain in New Vineyard. I'm the second Doctor Cataclysm. The boss never told me it would be quite like this. ((Okay, writer time. My name is Gracy, and my inspiration to do this comes from the Velvet Marauder, an excellent, but unfortunately ended superhero blog. Go read it. Now.))
How did a magma monster end up in the Midwest? I used to love up there, and let me tell you, the people if that area aren't ready for that kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteOn a different topic, do you ever think that supervillains are misrepresented on TV and in movies?
Well, the Cataclysm Engine is, or rather, was, kinda embedded in the earth's crust. So a more accurate name would be "Mantle Monster" than "Magma Monster", since it's probable from the Earth's mantle. But that name's been taken by the sinister Mickey Mantle clone-abomination.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, they're not ready for it, which is why it's so hilarious.
As for your question, the short answer is yes, and the long answer starts with "No, but", and will have to wait until molten death stops being hilarious.