Friday, May 29, 2009

Seriously Guys

Who builds a second weather machine? Brannigan totally has one right here. It's not a bad design, but still, already went that route. Though that reminds me, I really should do something with what's left of the Eye. Maybe I should assault the city with some kind of mobile battle fortress?

Or maybe...hmmmm....that's not a bad idea. Some top level villainy right there.

Okay, I have work to do. More later as I continue my new plan.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Mwaha haha ha. Hahaha. Mwaha. Haha.

Oh man that was fun. I'm totally recording the new report on my rampage now. I might transcribe it or link it on youtube after a bit. Besides that self-aware moping moment, I got it, tore up Brannigan labs, and made off with as much tech I didn't recognize as possible.

No parts of the portal generator though. Not that I'd want them, but the Government took all those after investigating it.

Kinda sucks to realize the whole island was probably built so Brannigan could study that portal to hell. I mean, how am I going to top that level of villainy? Intentionally leading civillians to mortal danger solely for scientific reasons. That's cold, man.

Oh well, off to play with my new toys, see if I got any winners. More on the rampage itself a bit later.

HEE HEE HEE

ALL THIS CARNAGE IS TOTALLY MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY COLLAPSING RELATIONSHIP GUYS

OH HEY I CAN CHANGE THE TITLE OF CELL UPDATES

HEE HEE HEE LOOKIT EM BURN HEE HEE HEE

CELLPHONE UPDATE

HEE HEE HEE I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN MAYHEM IS HEE HEE HEE

Sorry Guys

So, I bet you're all wondering where I've been. Well, Judy and I have pretty much non-stop been making our new armors. And mine's, finally, done.

We haven't really been doing it together, though. Judy's kinda sequestered herself away in a private workshop and she's been working without breaks as far as I can tell. But whenever I knock she says she's fine, so I guess she's fine. Room's not airtight and it's starting to smell, though. She should probably take a break for a shower or to throw out those old Cup Noodle bowls or something.

You know, this is actually pretty good timing. Quizzer's had his hands full, what with Siluriformes and Nuke and Mechanor and that new girl Foundress (need to get in contact with her, but yellow jackets kind of freak me out.) as well as finals to really have the energy to deal with me. And since the Government finall shut down that Brannigan lab with the demon portal in it before they could remove stuff...I think it's time to go on a five finger discount shopping spree.

And I know for a fact Quizzer was up late last night. Doctor Cataclysm: 1, Quizzer's Twitter: 0

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hex Update

No word from Hex about Judy, besides her saying, "Whenever someone says that after they've been out of it, it can't be good."

Judy's been home, but she's spending most of her time in the workshop, making new armor. She isn't really talking to me and doesn't want me seeing what she's making. Oh well.

The rest P.A.I.N. is coming over to play Mario Kart and stuff tonight. Maybe I'll invite her out for it.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Okay

Something odd's going on.

When I got the news Judy was out of her coma, I rushed right to the hospital. I only paused to send that update to my blog. By the time I arrived, however, Judy had been placed in isolation.

My demands to see her didn't go so well. According to the doctors, after the initial woozy period, Judy started shrieking her head off and panicking. She was strapped down to keep her from hurting herself or pulling something loose while she calmed down. It took hours for her to calm down. When she finally did, I got to see her.

Yes, me, a nearly seven foot tall super-human, was scolded by a middle-aged nurse into not going to see Judy during that time. Shut up.

When I saw her, she was in bed, staring at the window. When I tried to meet her gaze, she turned to face the hall. When I went around the other side of the bed, she faced the window again.

I told her I'd missed her, that I loved her, that I'd been here almost every day since she was hurt.

She didn't speak. There was a long, long silence, until she said, "I brought something back with me."

I didn't get a chance to grill her further, as the nurse chased me out then, saying she should be alone for observation, given her violent reaction.

What does that even mean? Did her soul go somewhere while she was out or something? That's sounds like magic to me, or something like it. Better ask Hex when I get the chance. Hope I can see Judy more soon.

This Can't Be Good

Judy's first words when I saw her were, "I brought something back with me."

More later when this makes more sense.

Sunday, May 3, 2009